Making new friends with other moms

Oh it is So not the first time this has subject has been pondered. And it So won’t be the last: The well-documented problem of moms seeking out other moms for friendship. And why is it always moms seeking out other moms? Why aren’t moms seeking out dads, or single gals, or newlyweds too? Um, do I have to go there? I think we are all aware of that crazy brain thing that happens after you’ve given birth, and often times long before: There’s a life inside of me. Wait, it’s going to come out. Thank Gooooodness, it’s out. Damn, it’s beautiful. Let’s call him Jamis. Let’s love him forever. Let’s vow to never ever talk about the person I was before I had him, because Sayonara Baby! She’s a goner.

There I am, sitting on the playground. (Wait, ok, our premise is total honesty on this blog, let me rephrase myself there.) There I am at the playground, wishing I was sitting, wondering what it’d be like to happily push my first child on the swing again and breathe in all the newness that was our day to day relationship – the good and the bad. I am, however, just wishing I could sit and instead finding myself at the swing, at the bottom of the slide, at the edge of the sandbox. Things are quiet a moment and I realize I’m that woman, looking at all the other women, and I’ve totally lost track of my kids. One, Two, Three…where’s three? Hey One, Where’s Three?

Okay, kids accounted for. Let me hear a little more about this conversation over here. Let me figure out what kind of mom we got over there. I’m not judging; it’s like research. Research for all that I am and all that I am not. You see, I find myself – I listen in on these conversations and I figure out who I am: part memory, part re-invention. I realize that the woman to the right of me might look all put together but she’s sitting there talking about when her window treatments are going to be installed and I think to myself, Seriously? Window Treatments? (No really, this is what I was thinking today) …what are window treatments? You mean curtains, or shades or something? And why is someone coming to install them? I don’t get it. Can’t you just hang them up? Get a damn drill or a rock or something and nail the bitches up there. And by the way, what are they treating? Stains, depression or some kind of rash?

Then there are the women on either side of me at the baby swing. Both are older than me and nursing every joyful push with their one year olds as if they’ve waited their whole lives for this moment and they are going to enjoy it DAMMIT. And maybe they have waited a long time. And it probably wasn’t an outright accident like Jamis was. And it looks like they truly are enjoying it. The nice woman to the right of me looked downright confused when I walked away from the swing, left Ethan dangling with a grin, and marched to the big kid playground to look for my little middle kid who, in the nick of time, I stopped from falling head first off the twisty slide. He was climbing up. When Jamis was smaller, climbing UP the slide was reason to LEAVE the playground. And now? Now I just don’t have the energy. And I don’t have the energy to walk back to the swing and make some small comment to this woman-on-right about what it’s like to have more than one, “Someone’s always getting in trouble,” or “Can’t stay still for a minute when you’ve got three.” Barf! A comment that would only be meant to excuse my behavior that shouldn’t really need excusing. She doesn’t know; this is how it is with three, with more than one; I used to be her.

I find out who I am when I look around the playground at the other kids and the so other-than-me moms. I am a woman who’s let go. I am a woman who strongly believes that my kids should play happily without me. I am woman who knows I should protect them from falling, and protect them from themselves, but that falls are a part of understanding their limits. Their little bodies can do so much and they have no idea how much trouble that can get them into when they’re too young to know the sometimes consequences of high-climbing, fast-sliding bliss. Wipe-outs are inevitable, and necessary.

I am the mom who has found it’s easier and somehow more fulfilling to blog than to start a conversation with window treatment lady, or even cool tattoo lady, at the park. I get something back from my blog. Tattoo lady probably wouldn’t call even if I offered my phone number. Just as I’d have a hard time calling if she offered up her own. There are too many factors. I have to like you. I have to like your kids. My kids have to like your kids. I have to like the way you parent your kids. You have to like the way I parent my kids. And other variations of the same.

I’m not looking for someone who does it like I do, who’s the same mom with the same kids. That’s boring. That’s impossible. I just want someone with an open mind, and an open heart, to walk into my house and look around and say, “Yeah, I get it.” I want someone to sit down next to me on the turtle sculpture at the playground and say, “You seem cool and I could use a new friend. Let’s do coffee on Thursday.” Because anyone that would walk up to me and say that is someone that DOES get it.

It saddens me not that it’s easier to blog and to tweet, because I understand we can look grimy and smell funky and nobody knows, but because I have more fun doing it. I’m not anti-social, I’m just anti-facade. You want to talk to me, bring your real self, the one that you are when nobody’s looking. I like that person so much more even before I’ve ever met her.

I think this is the first in a series I’ll have to start on Making New Friends. This post could go on and on…